oh you know

i'm not drunk tonight because of the insufferable pain in my leg, although i did not take any excedrine today(bummer). rather, i'm drunk because i lied to my dying grandmother, telling her that "i dont really drink anymore.

relatedly, i really miss bradenton. as i was leaving my grandparents house i turned left to go home and drove, without realizing it to my old house. oops.

oh yeah, i'm a total shit bag because i forgot my sister loves me and i didnt get her anything for xmas and her and her bf got me stuff.

fuck my life.